Cupid sms - Romantic sms > Category:Funny SMS

A selection of cupid lovely, romantic sms, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai “Molvi”

May 25, 2010 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMS, Urdu SMS

Duniya Ki Sab se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Har Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai "Molvi"

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI!!!!

ULTA Latka dun gi

May 23, 2010 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMS, Urdu SMS

,;*"*;,
*;, ,;* Ye ek
_)(__ DRAKHT Hai

Khoobsoorat hai Na??

Agar Mujhe Bhoolne ki koshish ki to

isi par ULTA Latka dun gi ok

Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela

Dec 16, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMS, Love Quotes, Urdu SMS

Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela…

Chuha Billi se Darta hai
Billi Kutte se
Kutta Aadmi se
Aadmi Biwi se,Aur
Biwi Chuhe se…

Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
Good Morning

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway

Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMS, Punjabi sms

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

kaun paagal

Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMS

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega

lucknowi nawab meets sardar

Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMS, Sardar sms

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

koi or lay jaye ga.!!!

Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMS

Aap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain ..
Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakte
or tor bhi nahi saktay
tor liya tou murjha jao gaye
chor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!!

What does ILU means

Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMS

What does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

muqabla mumkin hay

Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMS

Agar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye
to kon jitega?
?
?
?
Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k

Recent Comments