1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!

Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Chatakh…!!!:-)

tags: Friendship sms, Love sms, Wise word, Flirt sms, Hindi Urdu sms, Funny sms, Sms joke

dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
“Salary Expected”.

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

tags: Sms joke, Hindi Urdu sms, Wise word, Flirt sms, Love sms, Funny sms, Friendship sms

Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .

It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It’s Working ;->

tags: Funny sms, Sms joke, Friendship sms, Flirt sms, Love sms, Hindi Urdu sms, Wise word

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

tags: Friendship sms, Hindi Urdu sms, Wise word, Sms joke, Love sms, Flirt sms, Funny sms

2 men searching 4 their wives
1st: how does your wife looks like ?
2nd: beautifull, bold, blue eyes,
1st: meri waali ko maar goli chal teri wali dhondte hai.

tags: Love sms, Wise word, Friendship sms, Sms joke, Flirt sms, Hindi Urdu sms, Funny sms

Indian: Hum Powerfull hain.
Pakistani: nahi yeh Ghoot hai.,
Powerfull to hum hain..!
Indian: Woh Kaise??
Pakistani: Woh aise key Tumhare Har
Ghar main 2 Bachey Hote hain aur hamare
Yahaan aik ghar main 10 Bachey hote hain.

tags: Friendship sms, Love sms, Sms joke, Flirt sms, Funny sms, Hindi Urdu sms, Wise word

Job offer In
Ufone,

Send Ur C.V to jobs@ufone.com.pk

Location: Lhr

Salary:18000

Job Nature:
Ufone Tower pe Beth K TELENOR k signal rokny hain…

My mobile had an accident with motorola, admitted in LG hospital at SAMSUNG Nagar. Dr nokia says matter is serious. SMS needed.So plz donate.