Shadi k ek hafty baad MAA Beti ko phone kar k pochti hy!

Woh LAL wali SARHI pehni?

Beti Bolti hay: Ek hafty say CHADDI nahi pahanny day rahy SARHI kia khak pehno!!!!!!!!!!

jaly huwy TOST aur PREGNANT Girlfriend ko dekh kar ek hi khayal aata hay!!!!!

Kash 2 second pehly nikal liya hota!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Good morning… Have u done teo of the most important things when u wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live… 2) take a bath so that others may live too!

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D ultimate line told by evry parent 2 dr child
-”beta dil lagake padai karo”

Ab unhe kaun samjhae

dil lagne ke baad
Padai nai hoti.
N.S

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A couple was siting in gardn, Sudenly a Dog & Bitch start kising eachother. BOY-Janu agAr bura na mano to me bhi.? GIRL-Ok par sambhal k kutiya kahi kat na le…

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1 ko 1 se kaise Joda Jaye k Wo 3 Ho Jaye?

Simple,Dono ka VIVAH krwa do.
Accha!
Ab Batao
1ko1 Se kaise Jode k Wo 8 Ho Jaye?

Is Bar Dono ka NIKAH krwa Do!

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A man was caught red handed by his wife kissing and nuzzling a barmaid,tempers flares and the woman demanded an explaination, in those circumstances, a complete denial would make sense ,the man serached for a more convincing alternative and explained “I was merely wisphering in her ears”

one day nigerian guy and zulu lady they were making love while they make love the zulu lady keep on saying ngikhathele the nigerian guy respond back by saying forget about Alcatel i will buy you 3310

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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says – What a shit ?
“I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all” ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory….

LOVE is Beautiful,Wonderful & Amazing…..you feel its the best thing in the world….Untill it happens to your Daughter…

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