A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
Archive for the ‘Funny SMS’ Category
To upgrade your phone call Verizon- to upgrade your pc call curcuit city- to
upgrade your sex life call Me
naya mobile liya hay
Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMSMaine naya mobile liya hay jis me
usb
infrared
blue tooth
double camera
touch screen
mp3 player
8 GB memory
kuch bhi nahin hay
muqabla mumkin hay
Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMSAgar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye
to kon jitega?
?
?
?
Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k
What does ILU means
Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMSWhat does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
koi or lay jaye ga.!!!
Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMSAap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain ..
Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakte
or tor bhi nahi saktay
tor liya tou murjha jao gaye
chor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!!
kaun paagal
Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMSBoy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega
J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa
Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Funny SMS, Good Night SMS, Punjabi smsSawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
“Good Morning”
